FC: You raised a lot of money/ three times as much as me/ and you spent it on huge mailers/ to crucify me/ they were really really large and they barely fit/ in people’s mailboxes/ properly.
PD: You were a newcomer and I am entrenched/ I’ve got Mayor and others/ in my back pocket/ People know me and they trust me/ for the most part/ People were confused about you/ but you’ve got a big heart.
FC: A compliment you’ve given me/ I’ll give one in return/ But I’ve gotta let you know it might be a sick burn/ Like you care about Solar and Sustainability/ But whatcha gonna do about Systemic Poverty?
PD: You will be so surprised/ With what I do/ You think I don’t get it/ But I was poor, too.
FC: We need better bus systems/ we need equity/ for the people who are living/ in Poverty/ they can’t get to no damn meetings/ in the middle of the day/ without losing a huge chunk/ of their pay.
PD: I’ve got big plans/ to solve these problems that we have/ I might not have manners/ but don’t worry about that/ cause I’ll have a good team/ on the Ward 3 staff/ and we’ll make some changes/ I promise you that.
This rap was inspired by the Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerburg – Epic Rap Battles of History Watch the video at https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c0b9ebbe4b0ab8cf693bbd5/amp